710 knob

[Charger_Croatia]

What is a 710 knob?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle a nd in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is CLICK http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

[440charger68]

 

[tan top]

   good one   

[skip68]

Showed that two my kids, and they busted a gut laughing!!!! 
Mrs.Skip68

[teamroth]

Nice, I was racking my brain, trying to figure out what the hell a 710 knob was....lol

[62 Max]

Cutting pills





An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra and asks,'Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?'

    'I can cut them for you,'   said the pharmacist,  'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
 

'I am 96,'  said the old man.  'I don't want an erection. I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

[KS71owner]

Nice, I was racking my brain, trying to figure out what the hell a 710 knob was....lol

Same here.....

[charger_cody]

 

[69rtse4spd]

. That's why I put in a urinal when we remodeled years ago.

[moparguy01]

I kid you not the710 cap thing I actually witnessed at an oriellys. I was dumbfounded. I don't expect any of you to believe me, if I wouldn't have been there iwouldnt believe it.

[A383Wing]

Showed that two my kids, and they busted a gut laughing!!!! 
Mrs.Skip68

Is Mr. Skip still scratching his head??