Rainy Day Fishing Story

[my73charger]

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back  out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled  back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would  be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly  undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is  terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?'

I still don't know to this  day if she was joking, but I've stopped fishing.

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