Relationship Status

[Drache]

Due to recent events this popped into my head, what is your relationship status?

[RD]

married with two wonderful children (and a garage full of mopars, do those count as kids too? )

[Blown70]

Currently dating a very nice woman.

Was married before, never, ever again unless there is a prenup about 500 pages thick.

[69bronzeT5]

Single

[Ponch ®]

In a relationship, almost engaged, but always one f%$! up or two away from being single. 

[Drache]

In a relationship, almost engaged, but always one f%$! up or two away from being single. 

Isn't that half of all marriages? 

[Ponch ®]

In a relationship, almost engaged, but always one f%$! up or two away from being single. 

Isn't that half of all marriages? 

I suppose, though if you're not married (and thus not having to deal with all the legalities of a divorce), it's always easier to pull the trigger / or have the trigger pulled on you. 

[PocketThunder]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home) 

[moparstuart]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home) 

but not eating at home for long   

[PocketThunder]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home) 

   but not eating at home for long   

When we are out in public together and i just 'happen' to catch a glance at an attractive female passing by and my spouse catches me i simply reply with this:  Honey, i'm just looking out for someone to set our single friends up with, and if this person were to start dating our single friends then we will most likely start hanging out together and i'm just looking out for the nicest person that you would want to hang out with.  So really i'm just looking for your best interests Honey. 

Feel free to use this one if you'd like.   

[moparstuart]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home) 

   but not eating at home for long   

When we are out in public together and i just 'happen' to catch a glance at an attractive female passing by and my spouse catches me i simply reply with this:  Honey, i'm just looking out for someone to set our single friends up with, and if this person were to start dating our single friends then we will most likely start hanging out together and i'm just looking out for the nicest person that you would want to hang out with.  So really i'm just looking for your best interests Honey. 

Feel free to use this one if you'd like.   

I hope she slapped you   

[BigBlockSam]

GOOD AND MARRIED!   

[Ponch ®]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home) 

ever heard of Ashley Madison? 

[mikepmcs]

Never been married and never will, nor will I ever have a girlfriend(as in relationship) again.  I am not a misogynist by any stretch, but I don't practice an over abundance of philogyny either. I've been scarred/burned/lied to/cheated on, just like everyone else,  etc.... and all I ever was, was nice and just wanted to get along.  Seems that just isn't good enough and something always starts an argument or whatever, so I chose just to block it and not deal with it.  I actually think woman lose respect for you if you are always giving and just try to make them happy, they see it as a weakness and it becomes a controlling issue eventually.  On the other side of the coin, have you ever noticed how a lot of girls go out with abusive guys as well, and keep going back to them, WTF is that all about.  Well, it's because they think they can make it better...Not gonna happen and  it works both ways.   I have girls that are friends now and I believe it becomes a game to them because I am nice to them but will never go out with them, so they try even harder.  I guess I just don't believe in relationships being care free and getting along, it's a give and give and a take and see how much farther you can take it, in my eyes.  I actually believe that any man and any woman can go out with each other for a certain length of time.
I was writing a book a while ago called "What most men think and women should probably know."  but I stopped because i'd lose my guy card diming us out.  Not ready for the Oprah lashing at this time. 
Rant over..... hey you asked and ***DISCLAIMER: I only speak for myself and no women were hurt in the making of this statement .



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Mike

[JR]

Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a woman who would be very mad at me for saying that......

[chargerboy69]

Married to great wife and mother. And have a wonderfull daughter.

[BigBlockSam]

Never been married and never will, nor will I ever have a girlfriend(as in relationship) again.  I am not a misogynist by any stretch, but I don't practice an over abundance of philogyny either. I've been scarred/burned/lied to/cheated on, just like everyone else,  etc.... and all I ever was, was nice and just wanted to get along.  Seems that just isn't good enough and something always starts an argument or whatever, so I chose just to block it and not deal with it.  I actually think woman lose respect for you if you are always giving and just try to make them happy, they see it as a weakness and it becomes a controlling issue eventually.  On the other side of the coin, have you ever noticed how a lot of girls go out with abusive guys as well, and keep going back to them, WTF is that all about.  Well, it's because they think they can make it better...Not gonna happen and  it works both ways.   I have girls that are friends now and I believe it becomes a game to them because I am nice to them but will never go out with them, so they try even harder.  I guess I just don't believe in relationships being care free and getting along, it's a give and give and a take and see how much farther you can take it, in my eyes.  I actually believe that any man and any woman can go out with each other for a certain length of time.
I was writing a book a while ago called "What most men think and women should probably know."  but I stopped because i'd lose my guy card diming us out.  Not ready for the Oprah lashing at this time.
Rant over..... hey you asked and ***DISCLAIMER: I only speak for myself and no women were hurt in the making of this statement .
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Mike

You must have a hell of a porn collection and yes nice guys finish last . i've been to hell and back with women. when i found a good one i scooped her up and i'm not letting her go . Rene

[mikepmcs]

Actually zero porn in my movie collection but a certain member on the west coast sent me a link to a real good site    
Kidding aside, I just said I would never have a girlfriend as in a relationship again.

Glad you found one in a million Rene.

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Mike

[mikesbbody]

I didnt see a "married with a girlfriend" or a "more than one girlfriend" so i guess i cant vote...kidding (or am i...)

[Drache]

I didnt see a "married with a girlfriend" or a "more than one girlfriend" so i guess i cant vote...kidding (or am i...)

Actually I made it so you are allowed to choose TWO answers and not just a single one 

[Ponch ®]

I didnt see a "married with a girlfriend" or a "more than one girlfriend" so i guess i cant vote...kidding (or am i...)

Nothing wrong with getting a li'l on the side, if the wife ain't doing it for ya. Having a goomar can be beneficial, for some guys. Not me.

[mikepmcs]

Goomar

See also....Femme Fatale

[69_500]

Been married for nearly 6 years now. LOVE EVERY SECOND of it.

[Dans 68]

Married to great wife and mother. And have a wonderfull daughter.

Ditto. But with another woman, of course. 

[konigcharger]

what about married with kids and looking? 


(but still eating at home)