Artsy fartsy humor

[mikepmcs]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. 

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and

made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of

gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an

obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the

paintings; I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'

Now, See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.  I sent it

to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .   

[Brock Samson]

oh Lord... 

[waroc]