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The Irish Nursing Home

Started by Lowprofile, June 10, 2008, 12:49:43 AM

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Lowprofile

A Mexican family was considering putting their  grandfather (abuelo)
in a nursing  home.
   
    All the Hispanic  facilities were completely full so they had to put
him in an Irish  home.
   
    After a few weeks in  the Irish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
'How do you like it  here?' asks the grandson..  'It's wonderful! Everyone
here is so  courteous and respectful,'says grandpa.'We're so happy for you.
We were  worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you
are a  little different from  everyone.
   
    'Oh, no! Let me  tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents. Abuelo says with  a big smile.

         'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played  the
violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!' 

    'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old.   He hasn't been on
the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him  'Your Honor'!'

    'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.  He hasn't fixed a tooth for
25 years and everyone still calls him  'Doctor'!'

        'And me -- I  haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me
'The Fuckin' Mexican!'  :D
"Its better to live one day as a Lion than a Lifetime as a Lamb".

      "The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and will to carry on."

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mikepmcs

 :smilielol:
Another goodun'

I can relate being 50% of each of those

I call myself Mexicish or Irican, whichever you prefer.

Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?