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A Story related to my Wife from her girlfriend.........

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's
office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that
morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,
so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do,
I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave
myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at
least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was
a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, Haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal... Some
shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6
year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to
get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside
it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever 

[justin1987]

 

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Ok, now that's funny