S.O.B.

[SmashingPunkFan]

Girl: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch"

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand"

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father"

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he touched my breast"

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her breast)

Girl: "Yes father"

Priest: "That's no reason to call a him a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father!"

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father!"

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what, into my you know where"

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what, into her you know where"

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES, YES, YES FATHER!!!!"

Priest: (After a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"















Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

[REDNECK]

now thats funny

[69grad]

  GOODONE!