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[Mopar Nut]

running over the short fence

[Fred]

and not jumping high enough

[Mopar Nut]

because their jeans were loose

[Fred]

and catching around their ankles

[Mopar Nut]

impairing them from traveling too

[Fred]

the rodeo without their horses

[Mopar Nut]

in the trailer that doubles

[Fred]

as a submarine after floods

[polywideblock]

so the horses were  seahorses

[tsmithae]

and they were sea monkeys

[burnout.dawg]

preparing for a wild rodeo

[polywideblock]

in a glass of water

[burnout.dawg]

destined to be drank by

[Mopar Nut]

the cowboys from the great

[Fred]

outdoors that were bitten by

[burnout.dawg]

rabid coyotes while tending to

[Fred]

not look where they're stepping

[ws23rt]

as they crept up on

[polywideblock]

the cowgirls bathing in the

[adauto]

in the sticky gooey slime

[Mopar Nut]

oozing out of the green

[burnout.dawg]

pond of natural spring water

[Mopar Nut]

flowing out by a spillage

[polywideblock]

caused by a wrecked dump

[Mopar Nut]

of human waste that was