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[Mopar Nut]

mail order brides paid with

[Fred]

money stolen from the mint

[Mopar Nut]

of China who owns most

[Fred]

of the chop sticks ever

[Mopar Nut]

produced in the united states

[Fred]

and shipped to them in

[Mopar Nut]

six wooden crates binded with

[Fred]

several chinese dragons puffing smoke

[Mopar Nut]

through their long hairy nostrils

[Fred]

after having their wings clipped

[Mopar Nut]

by flying red monkeys with

[Fred]

all the way to the

[Mopar Nut]

five and dime super market

[polywideblock]

to get a packet of




                                  are you running slow to fred I thought it was just mine 

[Mopar Nut]

sea monkeys to raise for

                       

[polywideblock]

their prowess at rowing home

[Mopar Nut]

to fend off the little

[Fred]

pigs and three blind mice.



                                    mine's so slow I can't stand it.

[polywideblock]

who had turned pirate and

[burnout.dawg]

ship into small pieces of

[Mopar Nut]

kindling that was good for

[burnout.dawg]

starting the town on fire

[polywideblock]

but really hard to sail

[burnout.dawg]

on pirating expeditions around the

[polywideblock]

local town duck pond because