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[tan top]

while speading bondo on a .....

[adauto]

plywood fender in the heat

[TUFCAT]

while your beer's getting warm

[TruckDriver]

and has a bump sticker.....

[TUFCAT]

that says honk if you're....

[hemi-hampton]

An Idiot. Then I drive

[TUFCAT]

and honk like I'm horny 

[chargergirl]

only if to state obvious

[greenpigs]

That dirty old men need

[TUFCAT]

loving four times per year

[Old Moparz]

so they're aware seasons change

[greenpigs]

By how it hangs so

[nvrbdn]

near and dear to my

[adauto]

american express card dont leave

[tan top]

 home with out  it  ! because .......

[TruckDriver]

you never know when you'll

[nvrbdn]

be stuck without your favorite

[TruckDriver]

pair of pink underwear thongs

[greenpigs]

That Mefirst sticks on whatever

[chargergirl]

not touching that with a

[adauto]

sublime green g-string and sequenned...

[tan top]

pair of leather boots ! that ....

[adauto]

have dingle ball fringe and...

[The70RT]

Elton John over-sized sunglasses

[TUFCAT]

remember, everything tastes like chicken