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What would you do for money?

Started by Orange_Crush, September 30, 2005, 09:53:55 AM

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Orange_Crush

We're having a discussion in my office (slow day) about what we would do for money.  here are my questions.

1.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.  Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.  would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.  WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?  What about 500 thousand?  WHat about 50 thousand?

This works better if you're drunk because then you really get honest answers...but what the hell...this could be fun.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Blown70

1. No way
2. Not a chance
3. I would think about it but NO
4. Not for a billion.

ramit

I would definitely do #3.   That is nothing that whole lot of vomiting and a couple gallons of mouth wash couldn't cure.    Unless you get some sort of funky disease or something.

Blown70

Yea you would look like Ace Ventura on Pet dectective :puke:

Jon Smith

compared to the person who's giving you this stuff you'd come out a winner every time, after all what do they get? :frog:

ramit

Hey orange crush,  are you hitting on us? ;D

Orange_Crush

Quote from: ramit on September 30, 2005, 10:12:01 AM
Hey orange crush,   are you hitting on us? ;D

I've seen pictures of you guys and, even if I did swing that way, that would be a big "HELL NO!"

I'll tell you one thing though...a million bucks would pay for a lot of therapy.

I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

73dodge

answers to your questions numbers 1 - 5

NO!!!
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store NOT a government agency!

andy74

I WOULD BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC FOR A HEMI CHARGER-BUT THEN AGAIN I AM A SICK BASTARD

ramit

So I guess you are saying you are not in to big fat hairy guys.    I can't believe that blown70 would not do #4 for a billion dollars, especially since blown is part of his name. :)

Orange_Crush

So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

And for the record...for a billion bucks...I have sex with a guy and let them broadcast on the evening news.  I might have a sore ass, but I'd be a billion richer.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Blown70

Quote from: ramit on September 30, 2005, 10:21:27 AM
So I guess you are saying you are not in to big fat hairy guys.    I can't believe that blown70 would not do #4 for a billion dollars, especially since blown is part of his name. :)

BLAHHHHahahahaha :rotz:

Old Moparz

I'd bet a lot of people have probably done worse things for free, & more than once too.   ::) Ask them if they're drunk for honest answers? It would be more fun to ask them to do it when they're drunk. I'm not drunk so I don't know, but right now I can honestly say I don't need money & cars bad enough to do anything on that list.

Although Mojo looks kind of cute in the Chippendales get up. :D
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

ramit

I was just teasing blown70, after all look what my name is.



Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 10:25:35 AM
So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

And for the record...for a billion bucks...I have sex with a guy and let them broadcast on the evening news. I might have a sore ass, but I'd be a billion richer.

:iagree: :haha:

PocketThunder

this thread is going down hill fast.....   ::)

"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Old Moparz

               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

PocketThunder

Quote from: Old Moparz on September 30, 2005, 11:24:00 AM
Quote from: PocketThunder on September 30, 2005, 10:58:12 AM
this thread is going down hill fast.....     ::)




That's not possible.  

you are right.  it started at the bottom of the hill  :yesnod:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

andy74

for a billion, i would do it,what the hell,i could buy new friends,and move far away-and be rich be sides! i just would never tell anyone how i became rich

bull

Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 10:25:35 AM
So...if a guy walked up to you and offered you a thousand bucks cash if you french kissed him, you wouldn't do it?

I would... if it was Mojo. :-*

Troy

Other than #3, none of those are really a stretch for someone who would do them for free. I wonder if that's how most of the gay people I know have so much free cash laying around? :P

Troy
Sarcasm detector, that's a real good invention.

last426

I think I understand my differences with many members here on the group.   I don't give any particular value to sexuality.   So I'm straight, so what?   Although I would not want to do those things, I don't want to work, but I do it because I am paid.   It's not like kissing a guy will stain you or something.   Not something I would do for nothing, but for money, sure, why not?   I sit working for 8 hours a day doing things much worse than a french kiss for a lot less money.   Now, if the question was "would you kill someone if you were assured no one else would know?"   Then I would have to think because I have a moral compunction about killing someone.   But sex, heck that's easy.   Of course this is coming from a guy who used to date the owner of an escort agency.   Kim

Orange_Crush

Quote from: Troy on September 30, 2005, 01:30:25 PM
Other than #3, none of those are really a stretch for someone who would do them for free. I wonder if that's how most of the gay people I know have so much free cash laying around? :P

Troy


The gay guys I'm friends with have so much money because of two things...two incomes and no yung-uns.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

andy74

banging some one and killing them are 2 different things,for a billion though?

twilt

1.no 2. yes 3. definitely 4. if the 1 million cash were on the table, it would be hard to turn down.
by the way, i think there are a handful of liars replying  to this post.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Orange_Crush on September 30, 2005, 09:53:55 AM
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1.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for a thousand bucks?
2.   Would you french kiss a person of the same sex for 5 thousand?
3.   would you lick a public urinal (the piss wall) for a '68 Hemi Charger?
4.   WOuld you have sex with a person of the same sex for a million bucks?   What about 500 thousand?   WHat about 50 thousand?



i guess...but can i pay in monthly installments?
"I spent most of my money on cars, birds, and booze. The rest I squandered." - George Best

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