how rednecks get it dun....

[68chrgrwife]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's  Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm  calling to report  'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's  hidin' marijuana inside his  firewood. Don't quite know how he  gets it inside them logs, but he's  hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call,  sir."

The next day, the  Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.  They search the shed where the firewood is kept.  Using axes, they  bust open  every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's  house.
"Hey, Virgil!
This here's Bubba....did the  Sheriff  come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your  firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know  how to git-R-dun).

[69bronzeT5]

Thats a good one!!!

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