you gotta love drunk people

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Subject: You gotta love drunk people


> You Gotta Love Drunk People
> A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning
> by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the
> door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
> asking for a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the
> morning! He slams the door and returns to bed.
> Who was that?" asked his wife.
> Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> Did you help him? She asks
> No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
> pouring out there!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
> remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
> helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be Ashamed of
> yourself!"
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
> the pounding rain.
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
> "Yes" comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband
> "Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk.