Halloween Humor

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> *Subject:* FW: seasonal humor
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> A little seasonal humor...
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  A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween  party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head  and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.  A few days later he received a parcel with the  following note:  Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted  handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden  leg, you will be just right as a pirate.  Very truly yours,  Acme Costume Co.  The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized  his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.  A week  goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.  Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.  Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so  again he writes the company another nasty letter of  complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:  Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag  of crushed nuts.  Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a  caramel apple.  Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co
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[Bob]

 

[chargerman68]

 

[Hemidog]

funny!

[charger_mike75]