whos the dad

[chargerman68]

A husband took his wife to the hospital to give labor to their child.

The doctor said to the husband, "We have this new machine where the father feels all the pain. One thing I don't want to do is turn it up to 100 volts...it could kill you."

Later, the doctor said, "I'm going to have to turn it to 50; she's in a lot of pain. It doesn't affect you, does it?"

"No, it doesn't," the husband responded.

20 minutes later, the doctor said, "I will have to turn it to 100."

The husband replied, "I don't care. I have been shot, stabbed and in a war."

"It doesn't make you feel like your going to keel over does it?" the doctor asked. "No." 10 minutes later, the doctor announced, "It's a boy! You are free to leave with your wife when she's ready!"

That night, when they got home, they found the mailman dead on the front walk!!!

[mally69]

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