Oldie, Bubba

[Bob]

BUBBA  ON  HIS  MOPED  SCOOTER:

   
   A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
    Ferrari  GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him
   $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
   Old Bubba, on his Moped, pulls up next to
   him.  He looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
   car ya got there, sonny?"
   
   The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
    " That's a lot of money," says Bubba. "Why does it cost so much?!
   "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
   proudly.
   
   So Bubba asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
   "No problem," replies the doctor.
   So Bubba pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
   sitting back on his Moped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car,
   all right ... but I'll stick with my Scooter!"
   
   Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
   just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
   speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
   mirror. It seems to be getting closer so he slows down to see what it
   could be and suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much
   faster!
   
   "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
   himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250mph.
   
   Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's Bubba on the Moped!
      Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes
   the moped at 275 mph, WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!    He's feeling pretty
      good until he looks inn his mirror and sees Bubba gaining on him AGAIN!   
   Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the   gas
      pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the
   Moped bearing down on him again!
   
   The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
   Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
   rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably Bubba is
   still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh!
   Is there anything I can do for you?"
   
   And Bubba whispers,  "Unhook .. my suspenders... from your...
      side view...mirror."

[waroc]

      that is totally funny !!!!!

[Timm]

That would not be much fun.

[Bob]

That would not be much fun.

Welcome aboard Timm. This is the funny/not real section.

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