Money is Evil!

[Lowprofile]

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money



It can buy a house


But not a home


It can buy a clock


But not time


It can buy you a position


But not respect


It can buy you a bed


But not sleep


It can buy you a book


But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine


But not health


It can buy you blood


But not life


So you see money isn't everything


And it often causes pain and suffering


I tell you this because I am your friend


And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money


And I will suffer for you!


Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh?? 

[Forza]

Well you may not be able to buy love but you sure can rent it by the hour. 

[69chargerboy]

Well you may not be able to buy love but you sure can rent it by the hour. 

That's a good one! 

[Brock Samson]

can't buy you a life either.. 

[Argos_Chargers]

I realized that a long time ago and gave all of mine to uncle sam, who has generously volunteered to take all of the money I might receive in the future too!!