man and womens poem

[charger490]

 
womans poem,

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves for me to spend my time fishing and hunting.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

[mikepmcs]

 

[Argos_Chargers]

That's MY kind of poem!!!!!!