Different Kind Of Nudist Colony

[Old Moparz]

Joe joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, "Sir, did you call for me?"

Joe replies: "No, what do you mean?"

She says: "You must be new here, let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Joe continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says, "Sir, did you call for me?"

Joe replies: "No, what do you mean?"

The Huge Man says, "You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man then easily spins Joe around, bends him over the bench and has his way with him.

Joe rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling naked receptionist who asks, "May I help you?"

Joe says: "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 joining fee." Th receptionist says "But Sir, you've only been here a couple of hours, you only saw a small fraction of our facilities."

Joe replies: "Listen lady, I am 58 years old, I get a hard-on twice a month, but I fart 15 times a day. No thanks."

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