Military Rules For Non-Military Personnel

[mikepmcs]

Subject: Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:

1.      The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass.

       
2.      When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.
       
3.      Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

       
4.      (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

       
5.      Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

       
6.      If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ass.

       
7.      Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

       
8.      Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

       
9.      What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

       
10.     Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

       
11.     "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

       
12.     Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

       
13.     Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

       
14.     Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

[Charger1973]

 

[Brian in GA]

That's freakin' great!  And if you don't like it, we'll kick your ass.   

[Charger_Fan]

Jane Fonda needs her ass kicked HARD, especially after the lame protests a couple weeks ago. Friggin' pitiful.
Come to think of it, one of the few "stars" that don't need their ass's kicked is Gary Sinise.

[TK73]

       
11.     "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

Had a HOT little redheaded girlfriend who wore combat boots and summer dresses... Old Glory flies stiff in the wind to this day when I see a chick in a summer dress...   

[Charger1973]

I went through basic training with Germaine Williams aka Canibus, the rapper.   He was real quiet and kept to himself.  He never let anyone know who he really was.  He was a hell of a soldier though, graduated at the top of the troop.  I didnt find out until about a year later while talking to my old drill sergeant.  He said he didnt even know until afterwards.  It was a bit of a shock to know you spent 16 weeks with someone famous and not even know it.   Anyway, he got kicked out of the Army a few months after getting to his duty station for...  well im sure you can figure that one out.   


On a side note, a knew a civilian mechanic (retired tanker) who said he was in a unit with Axl Rose at one time.  Its a small world...

[Charger_Fan]

Axl Rose was in the service?
I wouldn't have guessed that one in a million years.

[mikepmcs]

MC Hammer too.  Navy.  He was from Oakland, Ca and was stationed at Moffitt Field near Mountainview, Ca.  He was in a P-3 Orion Squadron (subhunter) VP-47 I'm pretty sure.  VP-47 moved to Kaneohe Bay, HI. But pretty sure it was at Moffit until the base closed down in the early 90's. He was in, the early 80's.

[chargerman68]

preach it brother

[BMOTOXSTAR]

       
11.     "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

Had a HOT little redheaded girlfriend who wore combat boots and summer dresses... Old Glory flies stiff in the wind to this day when I see a chick in a summer dress...   

[HITMAN 149]

welllll said mike!!!!!!!!!!!
axl rose was in the army... not sure how long, or what his MOS was?!?!?!?

Semper FI........
-JOHN

[Charger1973]

I was told he was a tanker, but thats all I know.

[xp29f8b]

Axl Rose was never in the Army.  If you don't believe me search his bio. Oh Mr. Rogers wasn't a sniper either if anyone was wondering, I've heard that rumor allot