Best excuse ever

[MorePwr]

>>A Wyoming senior citizen drove his brand new DODGE CHALLENGER out
>>of the dealership.
>>
>>Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph, enjoying the wind
>>blowing through what little hair he had left.
>>
>>"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-80, pushing the pedal to the
>>metal even more.
>>
>>Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,

>>blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
>>
>>"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly gent as he
>>floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
>>
>>Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
>>nonsense!" pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
>>Trooper to catch up.
>>
>>Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
>>the Chally, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
>>minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
>>speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
>>
>>The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
>>wife ran off with a Wyoming State Trooper. I thought you were bringing

>>her back. "
>>
>>"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.

[Charger_Fan]

Oldie, but a goodie.


Oh & his car changed from a Chally to a 'Vette somewhere in the middle??

[MorePwr]

Oldie, but a goodie.


Oh & his car changed from a Chally to a 'Vette somewhere in the middle??


Thanks . I fixed that vette slip

[911bear]