nurse joke

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Subject:  Ouch! Wonderful nurse joke!!


A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
Appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
In his crotch.

Worried that it might have been a second surgery the doctors hadn't

Told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital Gown
Up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.


Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of Adhesive tape,

The kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black Letters was the sentence....



"Get well quick.....from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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True story.... My Grandmother was a nurse in the late 50s early 60s. A local cop ( with an attitude ) gave her a ticket and soon afterward found Himself on the floor my Grandmother was in charge of. Bedridden after surgery he paged the nurses desk to tell them He needed a bed pan. My Grandmother made Him wait.....and wait.... and wait. Needless to say He was pretty humble after that!!!