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Another Blond Joke

Started by Lowprofile, January 23, 2007, 04:37:24 PM

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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out

of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blond says
brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks
on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.




Again she says, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"



When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs

back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he
says..


"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in New Hampshire and I'm driving
the SALT TRUCK

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Daddy ran whiskey in a big black dodge
bought it at an auction at the masons lodge,
Johnson County Sherriff painted on the side,
just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside,
well him and my uncle tore that engine down,
I still remember that rumblin' sound.....

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