Redneck Pick-up Lines, Hey baby, what's up?

[SeattleCharger]

REDNECK PICKUP LINES



1) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

2) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

3) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is   

   only a light switch away.

4) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
  Woman - "WHAT?"
  Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

5) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

6) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
   this cheap motel room.

7) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

9) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

10) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

11) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

12) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

13) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

[69chargeryeehaa]

I love every bone in your body..................espically mine!!!!!!!

[mikepmcs]

some of those are really funny and i'm gonna use them for sure.  The way they will work is if you make a joke out of it to the girl.. All girls love funny guys and if you can make em laugh by telegraphing these corny lines(like pretending you are another guy hitting on her with corny lines, get it), you can make em scream.


thanks, i was running out of material.

[Rocky]

14)    Nice tooth.       

[mikepmcs]

 

i just laughed so hard when i read that.  now that is funny stuff!!!!!!