They're messin' with the little baby Jesus!..

[Brock Samson]

 this should be good...      

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/11/07/DDG0VM628B1.DTL


"I thought dealing with Christ's crucifixion would be a good story," La Marre said. "But the one problem I had, as most black Christians have, has been the historical Hollywood depictions of Christ."

Scholars agree there is no definitive description of Christ in the Bible. Despite passages in the Book of Revelation referring to Jesus with woolly hair and bronze-colored skin, he's usually depicted as having white skin, flowing hair and European facial features.

The Rev. Cecil Murray, a black minister in Los Angeles and a professor of religion at the University of Southern California, is credited as a producer for his work as a consultant on "Color of the Cross." He said the history of the biblical region shows figures such as Jesus and Moses had black or Middle Eastern features.

"When they get ready to hide Jesus as a baby, his mother and his father take him to Egypt. You can hide chocolate in the midst of chocolate. You can't hide vanilla in the midst of chocolate," Murray said.

[Mean 318]

Who cares, color shouldn't matter!

[Brock Samson]

right answer, now move along..   

[Vainglory, Esq.]

How many people would be surprised to know that Jesus looked like Osama?

And how funny would their reactions be?

[bull]

How many people would be surprised to know that Jesus looked like Osama?

And how funny would their reactions be?

Why would anyone with a brain believe otherwise? I think the only people dumb enough to believe the masses think he looked like Brad Pitt with long hair are the people making movies about it. I don't see how he could be of African descent since he obviously came from the Middle East.

However, if you believe Christ was conceived by God through the Virgin Mary you might have a problem pinning it down with any accuracy, wouldn't you? More than likely this is just another lame attempt to piss off Christians which will most likely create a backlash by getting people into church and asking questions, which is what most churches want to happen.

[Mefirst]

Well maby Jesus was an albino? I don't think Brad Pitt ever played Jesus, though many women probably do think of him and shout "Jesus" when having....

If people really believed in the "Virgin" Mary story, the human race would already be extinct... My bet is that Mary had something on the side with the mailman and told Joseph that story so he wouldn't kick her ass out, or good ol´Joseph was so utterly dumb that he believed this story...

[Brock Samson]

what if he looked like O.J?...  

[Mefirst]

well as long as he doesnt look like Michael or Latoya Jackson im OK with it...

[Mean 318]

 

[Red Ram]

In fairy tales you can make up any story you want! You asked for opinions.

[BigBlockSam]

Jesus , lives in the building next door and wears a Puerto Rican bandanna on his head . well he does

[Drache]

If people really believed in the "Virgin" Mary story, the human race would already be extinct... My bet is that Mary had something on the side with the mailman and told Joseph that story so he wouldn't kick her ass out, or good ol´Joseph was so utterly dumb that he believed this story...

I thought the EXACT same thing back when I was 14 or so lol. There was even an episode of CSI that had a prgenant girl who was murdered and yet during the autopsy they found out she was a virgin. After talking with the boyfriend they found out they were having "dry sex" and well something happened and.... 

[Brock Samson]

im not meaning to offend anyone but i found this pretty funny...

http://www.gluck.net/jesus/index.html

[Silver R/T]

if it makes reverrand sleep better that Jesus was black...oh well. He concentrates on wrong thing, instead of preaching to his "brodas n sistas" about more important things

[TK73]

if it makes reverrand sleep better that Jesus was black...oh well. He concentrates on wrong thing, instead of preaching to his "brodas n sistas" about more important things

Congratulations, you've graduated to two sentences in one post...

[bull]

if it makes reverrand sleep better that Jesus was black...oh well. He concentrates on wrong thing, instead of preaching to his "brodas n sistas" about more important things

Congratulations, you've graduated to two sentences in one post...

And they're almost legible!

Well fellas, say what you want about it, you're not accountable to me. Just remember if you had said any of this about Muhammad you'd have a pack of slobbering, demented Muslims thrashing your city and trying to saw your heads off. I think it's pretty crappy to insult the leader of someone's belief system but if it makes you feel more adequate or intelligent I'm happy to help.