The Hippie and the Nun

[nh_mopar_fan]

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next
to her and asks her: "Can we have sex?"  "No" she replies, "I'm married to
God." She stands up and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who
overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get her to
have sex with you!" "Yeah?" says the hippie. "Yeah!" say the bus driver.

"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all
you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous
powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try and arrives in the cemetery dressed
as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun
keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees
without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she
is desperate not to lose her virginity. "God' agrees, and promptly has his
wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his
hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha" he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha" cries the
nun.

"I'm the bus driver!

[Old Moparz]

 

[REDNECK]

thats the best one today