Theory vs Reality

[nh_mopar_fan]

So the son says to his dad one night, "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad: "Go into the kitchen and ask your mother if she would sleep with a total stranger for a million dollars."

Kind leaves the room and comes back.

Kid: "She said yes."

Dad: "Ok, now go to your sister's room and ask her the same question."

Kid leaves and comes back.

Kid: "she said yes, too."

Dad: "That's the difference between theory and reality."

Kid: "What do you mean."

Dad: "In theory, we're millionaires, in reality, we live with a couple sluts."

[Charger_Fan]

 

[REDNECK]

man thats real funny

[tan top]

 good one