Money.

[Charger_Fan]

Money



It can buy a house



But not a home



It can buy a clock



But not time



It can buy you a position



But not respect



It can buy you a bed



But not sleep



It can buy you a book



But not knowledge



It can buy you medicine



But not health



It can buy you blood



But not life



So you see money isn't everything



And it often causes pain and suffering



I tell you this because I am your friend



And as your friend I want to



Take away your pain and suffering!!



So...

Send me all your money



And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??