Irish Joke #1

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My last living Ireland resident uncle recently passed, and after a lifetime of Irish jokes given in his fine brogue, I wanted to throw a laugh out from 1 I remember.

After Mass Mrs. Kelly stops tearfully to talk with Father Ryan.

Father Ryan says, Mrs. Kelly why are you sobbing?

She responds: Oh Father, my poor husband Patrick passed away last night.

Father says that's just awful, I'm so sorry. Did he have any last requests.
Mrs. Kelly says He sure Did; his last words were "Mary put down that gun"