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Started by Mass_Mopar, July 18, 2005, 11:30:30 AM

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Spike

^^

dkn1997

Quote from: mikepmcs on April 21, 2006, 04:39:39 PM
I got no pictures yet but i've been laughing so hard at some of these comments over the last 14 pages.  You guys'gals crack me up.  Oh yeah I just talked to my buddies 18 year old daughter last night and she is willing to get a couple of her hottie friends with her of course to pose for me on my car(after parents permission of course, no dirty ones).  But I have my buddies permission to post her for sure.  This should be good, wait on it.
Wait, i just spent an hour on this thread alone, dangit, i'm supposed to be working on my car.  I'm outta here. :cussing:

the day I let one my friends take pics of my daughter and put it on the internet for a bunch of scurves to jerk off to is the day I can eat a bunch of apples and pears and shit out a fruit salad.
RECHRGED

mikepmcs

don't forget the grapes and diced peaches.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

dkn1997

RECHRGED

MassCharger73

For Sale on E-Bay, chics not included.
1973 Charger

SuBLimE 69

Quote from: dkn1997 on April 22, 2006, 04:14:16 PM
the day I let one my friends take pics of my daughter and put it on the internet for a bunch of scurves to jerk off to is the day I can eat a bunch of apples and pears and shit out a fruit salad.
:smilielol: agreed

This ticket is only $69.00 ?  If I'd have known that I'd have been going FASTER !

Neal_J

Quote from: MassCharger73 on April 25, 2006, 05:40:29 PM
For Sale on E-Bay, chics not included.

Mmmm Raiderettes.  And two of them.

Thus, my answer to the infamous "What Would You Do if You Won the Lotto?":  two Raiderettes at the same time.

Neal


Old Moparz

How about two of them & a new Charger?
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

SuBLimE 69

They look about as imported as the car......

This ticket is only $69.00 ?  If I'd have known that I'd have been going FASTER !

BigBlackDodge

They a pair of fat German chicks hold a beer stein! :icon_smile_dead:


BBD

wylde8

Quote from: SuBLimE 69 on May 02, 2006, 01:01:36 PM
They look about as imported as the car......

If thats the kind of imports were talking about, than I'm all for it.  I suffer from a serious asian pursuasion affliction.   :yesnod:

bigblock4speedman

This is cool!  MORE! MORE!! MORE!!!  I'll post one when I find or make a good one!

Spike

Did someone say more?!!!!  :icon_smile_big:

mikepmcs

that last one does something for me, back to the woodshop before i start chopping wood.
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Charger Aficionado


SeattleCharger

  Real nice.   Kinda skinny, but nice.   :yesnod:


Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

Shakey


4402tuff4u

I spy with my little eyes some pantyage! Nice! :yesnod:
"Mother should I trust the government?........... Pink Floyd "Mother"

Spike

 :coolgleamA:

mikepmcs

den den den den din den den da da....
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my CHARGER?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a 69 CHARGER
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *f**k*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my General Lee {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Charger, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Chargah
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

ok she don't have a big butt but i thought it was funny
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

70charginglizard

aint on no charger but it is a mopar and she is pretty nice lookin
70charginglizard

Afflyer

Retired USAF C-130H3, C-130E, MC-130E, MC-130W Flight Engineer

1969 Charger 440/4bbl "Hemi Orange Mistress"
2009 Hemi Ram 1500 Sport Special Crew Cab "Black Betty"
2011 BMW X5 3.5i "Heidi"

70 Battle Horse

At last I have a picture of my wife next to the Charger !!!


Best 1/4 run so far 12.7 @ 108 mph

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