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The TRUE or FALSE Thread

Started by TruckDriver, April 25, 2006, 07:17:19 PM

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Old Moparz

#50
April 28, 2006, 09:51:06 PM
True, but it depends on which neighbor is outside.  :D

TPBM is drilling a hole in the side of their refrigerator to make sure the light goes out when they close the door.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

TeeWJay426

#51
April 28, 2006, 10:28:47 PM
False... the only reason to cut a hole in the fridge is to install a beer tap.

TPBM is drinking a beer right now... as am I!
74 Charger SE, 400 HP, 4-speed

Beer

#52
April 28, 2006, 11:22:03 PM
False, I am stuck on a Drilling Ship in the Gulf of Mexico...but I am going home tommorrrow...
TPBM has 400 HP or more in their Charger
1973 Dodge Charger 402 Stroker Smallblock 414 HP/ 466 ft/lbs torque,  8 3/4" 3.91 Suregrip rear w/ DR. Diff disk brake conversion, CalTracs single leaf and Rear Suspension, VFN Bulge Hood, Running, needs interior completed, Had to give to Ex-Wife in divorce 2017...

TruckDriver

#53
April 29, 2006, 07:55:19 AM
False, but I am working on it, and hope it will in a year or so.


tpbm thinks that the '75 to '79 Chargers are better looking now then they were back then.
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

General_01

#54
April 29, 2006, 03:55:58 PM
Compared to 66-74 Chargers, False. Compared to todays cookie-cutter cars, True.

TPBM wouldn't ride in my GL even if it had a Hemi.
1971 Dodge Charger Super Bee
496 stroker
4-speed

Old Moparz

#55
April 29, 2006, 04:00:23 PM
False, I don't care what color the car is, nor the engine size. A slant 6 would be cool too.

TPBM hasn't slept since they've been home from the clinic.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

Johnny SixPack

#56
April 29, 2006, 10:38:15 PM
False (Well, my friend Bobby [who lives in the garbage disposal] said I slept great sometime last month.)

TPBM once ate all the raw oysters they could stomach thinking it would be the ultimate aphrodisiac (and it might have been accept for puking on their date).
Johnny's Herd:
'69 Charger SE, '70 Charger R/T SE 496 Six Pack, '72 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron, '74 International Scout II, '85 Ford F-250 Diesel, '97 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series

"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

"If its got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it." - Unknown

Got Dodge Fever? There's only one cure.....Charger!

Old Moparz

#57
April 30, 2006, 10:03:39 AM
Quote from: formula_496 on April 29, 2006, 10:38:15 PM
False (Well, my friend Bobby [who lives in the garbage disposal] said I slept great sometime last month.)

TPBM once ate all the raw oysters they could stomach thinking it would be the ultimate aphrodisiac (and it might have been accept for puking on their date).


I thought Bobby had moved?


False, I never ate raw oysters, never puked on any of my dates, but I was almost puked on once at a Jethro Tull concert by my date. I moved just in time.

TPBM has never heard of Jethro Tull.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

derailed

#58
April 30, 2006, 10:44:30 AM
False, Saw them in concert a couple of times in the early 90s

  TPBM has a severe hangover from last night and is puking there brains out. :puke:

TeeWJay426

#59
April 30, 2006, 10:46:22 AM
False- no hangover at all.

TPBM has 5 or more Mopars in their possession at this time.
74 Charger SE, 400 HP, 4-speed

Plumcrazy

#60
April 30, 2006, 11:35:59 AM
False.  Only 3

TPBM  Would trade a ride in his Charger for a lap dance.

It's not a midlife crisis, it's my second adolescence.

TruckDriver

#61
April 30, 2006, 11:43:33 AM
False, there are more women then Chargers in the world. Easier to find a woman later if I want one.


tpbm has been over 120mph in his Charger on the freeway at least once.  :drive:
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

TeeWJay426

#62
April 30, 2006, 12:13:31 PM
True.... just not sure by how much.

TPBM owns at least one non-Mopar currently.
74 Charger SE, 400 HP, 4-speed

Telvis

#63
April 30, 2006, 12:30:07 PM
True but I make my wife drive it.



TPBM  Likes to sniff glue

Johnny SixPack

#64
April 30, 2006, 12:40:03 PM
True, but only the good Testor's stuff (love that refreshing orange scent!).

TPBM has gone Brazillian for his/her "partner", and liked it (alot).
Johnny's Herd:
'69 Charger SE, '70 Charger R/T SE 496 Six Pack, '72 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron, '74 International Scout II, '85 Ford F-250 Diesel, '97 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series

"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

"If its got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it." - Unknown

Got Dodge Fever? There's only one cure.....Charger!

Telvis

#65
April 30, 2006, 07:41:02 PM
True..but I like the way her stache feels againt my skin.


TPBM feels very comfortable in womens panties.

Old Moparz

#66
April 30, 2006, 09:36:01 PM
True, I love getting into women's panties, especially when they're still inside them.  :D

TPBM has their nose bandaged up because they were busy picking it at a red light & was hit from behind by a Honda with one of the last aluminum wings that Dane had cast mounted to the back.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

TruckDriver

#67
May 01, 2006, 07:34:25 AM
False - But I have had my nose plugged up with a nose tampon (just what it sounds like) because the diet pills I was taking had Ephedra in them. It was so bad, I lost 3 quarts of blood. Doc said that is one of the side affects of Ephedra. That was 3 years ago.


tpbm has put their underwear on their head at least once in a drunken stooper.
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

chrisII

#68
May 01, 2006, 04:29:50 PM
false, but i have put on womans panties on a drunken dare  ..rock band hot tub party an i chose a dare, whatcha gunna do?


tpbm has ben clocked  (by johnny law) at over 120 in there charger on the hiway

PocketThunder

#69
May 01, 2006, 04:32:57 PM
FALSE,  it was my buddies charger and we werent clocked..

TPBM lost a girlfriend to his roommate.
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Johnny SixPack

#70
May 02, 2006, 01:18:38 AM
True, but he's the one that ended up with the std. :2thumbs:

TPBM has driven his/her Charger in their underwear, 'cause it was just too damn hot out.

Johnny's Herd:
'69 Charger SE, '70 Charger R/T SE 496 Six Pack, '72 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron, '74 International Scout II, '85 Ford F-250 Diesel, '97 Lincoln Town Car Signature Series

"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." - Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

"If its got tits or tires, you're going to have trouble with it." - Unknown

Got Dodge Fever? There's only one cure.....Charger!

Old Moparz

#71
May 02, 2006, 08:32:05 AM
False, it's best to not wear any underwear at all on a hot day because when you stick to the seats, it keeps you planted on sharp curves. Besides, the toll collectors expression is always priceless.

TPBM holds up traffic at the toll plazas when they get out to collect loose change for gas money that has fallen to the ground from previous travellers.
               Bob                



              I Gotta Stop Taking The Bus

TruckDriver

#72
May 03, 2006, 05:03:06 AM
False - we have no toll roads in the state.


tpbm has a fear of spiders
PETE

My Dad taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" :P

mikepmcs

#73
May 03, 2006, 07:03:06 AM
True, very true(walked in to my garage some years ago and saw a black widow hangin in front of me, turned around, shined the light and there were black widows everywhere, it was like a horror movie or something, i can live without spiders, bees too)

TPBM pees in the shower at the gym while taking a shower, and they think that it's ok. (effin sicko's)
Life isn't Father Knows Best anymore, it's a kick in the face on a saturday night with a steel toed grip kodiak work boot and a trip to the hospital all bloodied and bashed.....for reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger, right?

Beer

#74
May 03, 2006, 07:15:13 AM
False...what the hell is a gym?  ;D

TPBM has rebuilt at least three engines.
1973 Dodge Charger 402 Stroker Smallblock 414 HP/ 466 ft/lbs torque,  8 3/4" 3.91 Suregrip rear w/ DR. Diff disk brake conversion, CalTracs single leaf and Rear Suspension, VFN Bulge Hood, Running, needs interior completed, Had to give to Ex-Wife in divorce 2017...
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