The TRUE or FALSE Thread

[polywideblock]

true   but only on special occasions                                              tpbm    wheres "ugg"boots and shorts   when they go shopping

[71ChallengeHer]

False, I hate ugg boots. But I might wear shorts if it's nice out.                                                                            TPBM. Drinks warm beer from a dirty glass

[Fred]

False, I drink cold beer out of a stubbie.


TPBM  is having a bad hair day and would give anything for someone to come and sort it out.

[polywideblock]

false    what hair i have is in its place                                                                tpbm  is thinking of getting their belly button pierced   

[Fred]

True, but my wife won't let me.

TPBM is thinking of mounting a roof rack on his charger to accommodate a jerry can of extra fuel so that he/she can make it back home without having to call for a tow truck.

[polywideblock]

false              aerodynamically roof racks suk                                           TPBM  secretly likes the smell of their socks  

[Fred]

TPAM:

You're right on the one hand.  If you're logged on it's TPAM but for guests it's TPBM.  Why is that I wonder.

[JB400]

True, I like the smell of my socks, just as they come out of the dryer

TPAM has confused a pets' food for thier own

[polywideblock]

false      i know a dog biskit when i eat it                    TPBM  wears their shoes on the wrong feet

[Fred]

True, but only because I have three (feet) and I can only go with a left or a right.

TPAM  didn't get his spanking today.

[polywideblock]

true    haven't had a spanking in a while                             TPBM      picks their nose while riding on the bus

[oldgold69]

true and false t I pick my nose but I haven't been on a bus since I got my driver license



tpbm likes wearing underware on the outside of his clothes

[mauve66]

True-its a nice fashion contrast

TPBM is willing to work on my Charger for me

[polywideblock]

true   but you would have to pay my fare  from oz  (nice holiday )                           TPBM    listens to "vanilla ice" while cruising  in  their car

[Fred]

False, the only sound I want to hear is my hemi. 

TPAM said he knows a great way to make his car run without using petrol.

[JB400]

True, peanut oil

TPAM done something nice today for someone  they never met before.

[polywideblock]

true             gave directions to a lost old lady                                   TPBM    has "to much" engine and wish they had a slant 6

[mauve66]

true   but you would have to pay my fare  from oz  (nice holiday )                           TPBM    listens to "vanilla ice" while cruising  in  their car

united says i can ship a suitcase for 69.99............................. it'll double as your living quarters..........................you should of said false, now i have you in writing..........

[PocketThunder]

true             gave directions to a lost old lady                                   TPBM    has "to much" engine and wish they had a slant 6

true: only because the price of gas in the 440 is killing me, the /6 i used to have got 22 mpg!
TPBM: has realized that this thread is 7 years old.

[polywideblock]

true...   but funs fun, right ?                                                     TPBM like 13"x6" steelies because they make their car look "big"   

[PocketThunder]

true...   but funs fun, right ?                                                     TPBM like 13"x6" steelies because they make their car look "big"   

True, beauty is only a light switch away!
TPBM. His wife is watching him type right now.

[polywideblock]

false.... the"wife " is in another state 5 days drive away     ,                          TPBM  has MOPAR tattooed across their left breast "above their heart"    

[Fred]

false but I wear a toupee knitted for me by stroker.
TPAM has placed an order for one too.

[71ChallengeHer]

False, but I am thinking about getting you a pink one.                                                                                         TPBM wishes they had an ice cold beer in their hand right now

[Fred]

False, if I'm going to be wearing a pink one, I"m going to need something stronger than a beer.

TPAM is throwing a party this weekend and we've all been invited.