"what's this right here?"

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkIaIZOktvg

[Drache]

Years back I was working loss prevention and a 13 year old kid grabs two bottles of rubbing alcohol and stuffs them down his pants. I watched him do it and stopped him at the door and informed him why he was being detained. He states that he didn't steal anything and so I ask but the large bulge is down the front of his pants was. "That's my penis!"

Yeah right kid 

So the manager and I take him up to the front where he finally admits to stealing the rubbing alcohol and pulls it out of his pants.

[polywideblock]

another couple of tugs and they might have found out