Nookie green

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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church...

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The Priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go fourth and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the Confessional. 'Father,it has been two months since my last Confession.
I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the Priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'

'A new Woman in the neighborhood,' he replied.

'Very well,' sighed the Priest. 'Go forth and say ten Hail Mary's.'

At Mass the next morning, as the Priest prepared to deliver the Sermon,
a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous Redhead entered the Church.

The eyes of every man in the Church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed
up the aisle and sat down right in front of the Priest. Her dress was
green and very short, and she wore matching shiny emerald-green shoes.

The Priest and the Altar Boy gasped as the Lady in the green dress with
matching emerald-green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart,
but just enough to realize that one could see all the way to the junction of
'O My Goodness' and 'O My Golly!!'

The Priest turned to the Altar Boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'
The bug-eyed Altar Boy couldn't believe his ears, but managed to calmly
reply, 'No, I don't believe so Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'...

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