football season is still here

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Football Season Is still here...

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
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How many Oregon freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
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Two Oklahoma State football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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What do you say to a UCLA
football player dressed in a
three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Oklahoma University football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to try to dress themselves.



Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Stanford football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

[rt green]

nice.