STUPID SAYINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE game.

[skip68]

You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on.   
(Heads aren't screwed on)

[beedees]

"If you break your leg, don't come running to me"

[Magnumcharger]

If you keep making that face, it will stay that way! (Or a variation thereof)

[polywideblock]

just you wait till your father gets home     

                                                                    what else were you going to do   

[b5blue]

I still want to know why we fix a dent with Bondo and bond false teeth with Fix A Dent? Why do people remark "I found it in the LAST place I looked! Would you keep looking after you found it? 

[ws23rt]

just you wait till your father gets home     

                                                                    what else were you going to do   

- Don't make me come back there.     Ok come on back  

[ws23rt]

It was running just fine until---?

[skip68]

I still want to know why we fix a dent with Bondo and bond false teeth with Fix A Dent? Why do people remark "I found it in the LAST place I looked! Would you keep looking after you found it? 

Excellent.   

[JB400]

A girl with a pierced lip, nose, ect.-  Did you have a boyfriend hook you and throw you back?

Cashier asks for $1.04 (.99 drink + tax)-  Are you sure you don't want 4 cents and a buck?

Nobody did the dishes, take out the trash, ect. -  I'm no body.

Somebody broke the vase- I'm no body.

Somebody made a mess, and no body cleaned it up.  I'm no body.

[ws23rt]

Good grief---   What is bad grief??

[skip68]

I'll box your ears     

[chargerman69]

They're selling like hot cakes

See you on the flip side

Blowing off some steam

Hold your horses

Ones we used to say all the time

[polywideblock]

  I'd give my left nut for ..........


                                                 would you really   

[skip68]

Stop with the crocodile tears.   

[440]

You need that like a hole in the head.

[Mike DC]

        
head over heels.



uh oh, spaghetti-o!

[John_Kunkel]

I'll box your ears     

Google "cauliflower ears".

[DeltaV]

They're selling like hot cakes

See you on the flip side

Blowing off some steam

Hold your horses

Ones we used to say all the time

Another oldie:
Cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey

[polywideblock]

for those that don't know     


                 

[Street Teacher]

Why do you drive on a parkway and  park on a driveway?..??

[polywideblock]

                                           as ugly as a hat full of assholes  

                                  as funny as a fart in a elevator

                        as useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

[John_Kunkel]

A lot of the ones mentioned so far make perfect sense....ya just gotta think like an old fart.

[ws23rt]

A lot of the ones mentioned so far make perfect sense....ya just gotta think like an old fart.

That makes sense to me
Let's hear from the youth with the new senseless sayings that really baffle us old farts.

[ws23rt]

I can come up with a few and have to ask my kids (or grand kids) what they mean.

---"word"--??   Is a good example

[DeltaV]

About as funny as a flood in a fizzy factory.