Groin anomaly

[ws23rt]

I had a recent flight and while going through the TSA gauntlet the hands up scanner picked me out for closer scrutiny. My next step was the hands on frisking.

So the guy tells me how he will use the back of his hands to feel me. (as if that's better then the finger tips )  Well this guy feels something.  (I have a minor hernia and told them so).

He calls his supervisor over and he put's on the feeling gloves they use and he also feels what they tell me is a "groin anomaly" and a further/closer examination is in order.

Another supervisor is called over and the three of them discuss the next step which is a private room for a "closer examination".

I hear some of the conversation they have about asking me to drop my pants and whether or not I'm obligated.  
Ok the second feeler guy (obviously more experienced than the first feeler) want's to feel me again. On come the fresh gloves and the back of the hand feel (cause it's less intrusive). He comes back up from the feel and says he has to admit that he does feel something.

Apparently he was left with his judgment about this and came in close to tell me (in a hushed voice) that he thinks I'm who I told him I was. He said he was going to let me through and hopes I don't let him down. -----I almost said that I promise that my hernia was not the exploding kind but held my tongue.   I do understand his concern however. If I did bring down the plane with an exploding hernia he might lose his job. His last effort to reach out to me was a personal request that I not let him down.

I needed this flight to get my hellcat so I did not say the many things that came to mind. For example I'm curious about what kind of "groin anomalies" do they find on females?  

Questions like how do the Bruce Jenner's of this world get by?  Do they fly as a male and dress as they will upon arrival?

[myk]

Least they could've done was summon a female feeler or two for you...

[polywideblock]

"I needed this flight to get my hellcat so I did not say the many things that came to mind. For example I'm curious about what kind of "groin anomalies" do they find on females?   "

question would be which side of their hand they use for the " feel " 

[ws23rt]

Least they could've done was summon a female feeler or two for you...

That's what I was wondering?  I'm being closely felt/examined in public. The least they could do would be to help make me more comfortable.

[ws23rt]

"I needed this flight to get my hellcat so I did not say the many things that came to mind. For example I'm curious about what kind of "groin anomalies" do they find on females?   "

question would be which side of their hand they use for the " feel " 

I've found both sides of the hand are good for searching for "groin anomalies" on females.  And if none are found I've been told to keep searching.

[el dub]

They have been in the news recently for coping feels from men and women.  Just give them a pelvic thrust and see what happens.    Whats the xray for? do they still do that?

[ws23rt]

They have been in the news recently for coping feels from men and women.  Just give them a pelvic thrust and see what happens.    Whats the xray for? do they still do that?

Apparently the xray is still being used.  It however is low enough tec. and quality that a hands on check is called for if anything of suspect is seen. In my case they sent me back for a second check with the xray and the protocol sent me to the hands (fingers not allowed) on department.
I wonder how the training classes go for these jobs.

[Mopar Nut]

Least they could've done was summon a female feeler or two for you...

That's what I was wondering?  I'm being closely felt/examined in public. The least they could do would be to help make me more comfortable.

Did they offer to buy you dinner and a little kiss?

[skip68]

Next time someone asks you how do you feel just tell them "I don't know, you tell me"       
Seems like an embarrassing and funny situation at the same time.   
Any pictures by chance?     

[Indygenerallee]

  Reminded me of this story.. You know these guys (and gals) groping people all day have to have some sort of sick disturbed personality... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

[ws23rt]

Reminded me of this story.. You know these guys (and gals) groping people all day have to have some sort of sick disturbed personality... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html

  The second frisker asked me about my "anomaly"  I smiled and hesitated as I tried to come up with an appropriate quip. He said I know where this is going and we have run into this sort of THING before.

[el dub]

I wonder how long it would last if people said things like, " oh yea, that's the spot, yea right there, keep on doing it, a little lower, lower." real loud for everyone else to hear.

[Indygenerallee]

 

[John_Kunkel]

At my age, "groin anomalies" are few and far between. 

[myk]

Least they could've done was summon a female feeler or two for you...

That's what I was wondering?  I'm being closely felt/examined in public. The least they could do would be to help make me more comfortable.

Did they offer to buy you dinner and a little kiss?

No, no kissing.  Kissing ruins the smuttiness of the moment...

[ws23rt]

I wonder how long it would last if people said things like, " oh yea, that's the spot, yea right there, keep on doing it, a little lower, lower." real loud for everyone else to hear.

I've thought about many ways to have fun with this public intrusion.  I'm sure others have as well.  

The down side for opportunity is that most have a flight to catch and need that flight for whatever reason.

Their was a guy recently at Portland (PDX) that took off all his clothes when in the place I was.  He got attention that I had no time for.


I propose that we all fly naked.  It would solve many (not all ) TSA inspection issues that bog down the flow. We can meet new people in a basic human way and dress at the receiving concourse to blend back in with the general public. (personal prep for a flight may be in order).

[polywideblock]

"I propose that we all fly naked.  It would solve many (not all Cheesy) TSA inspection issues that bog down the flow. We can meet new people in a basic human way and dress at the receiving concourse to blend back in with the general public. (personal prep for a flight may be in order"


have you thought about the down side to this   
                       

                                   

[ws23rt]

"I propose that we all fly naked.  It would solve many (not all Cheesy) TSA inspection issues that bog down the flow. We can meet new people in a basic human way and dress at the receiving concourse to blend back in with the general public. (personal prep for a flight may be in order"


have you thought about the down side to this   
                       

                                   

I'm convinced that my idea was not well thought out.

[el dub]

"I propose that we all fly naked.  It would solve many (not all Cheesy) TSA inspection issues that bog down the flow. We can meet new people in a basic human way and dress at the receiving concourse to blend back in with the general public. (personal prep for a flight may be in order"


have you thought about the down side to this  
                       

                                 

I'm convinced that my idea was not well thought out.

    Something about flour and a wet spot!

[tcs69rt]

[ws23rt]

I've recently learned/heard that the TSA scanner operators enter a gender for the person being scanned.  Hmm this gives the machine the go ahead to select for a potential  exploding groin coming through.   That answers my question about "groin anomalies" not being found or seen on females.--genatelary--
So Mr/Ms Jenner---Be aware of what you look like when approaching an airport scanner.  A delay could be encountered.

For all those that want to get a public massage for free you now know a good way to get one.  However coming extra early for your flight would be appropriate.