My Truck's A Magnet For Idiots

[Charger74]

My girlfriend bought a  new car, not even 8 hours later we found a huge dent in the passenger side fender and door.  We were pissed.   So definetely fell your pain.   Have been lucky so far with my Dakota since I got it about two months ago.

[The Mad Scientist]

Back when I was a kid my dad's (now my) 74 Charger got hit by the shopping cart jockey at the grocery store.  Somehow that kid built up enough momentum with a couple of shopping carts to put a dent the size of a basketball in the front fender near the wheel.  The kid even left the shopping carts there still touching the Charger.  I don't remember exactly what the settlement was, but I remember they chipped in for a new paint job, and we ate free groceries for a while.