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[el dub]

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing
and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3
kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there
on my special Senator's airplane.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike
Air Jordan 's shoes.'

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even
have Michael Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized
wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said,
'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your ass from drowning!'

[Mopar Nut]

 

[Lighthorseman]

Yeah, I'd hit him too - and I'm not even from the 'States!