The tale of the magic lamp

[hatersaurusrex]

A woman whose husband just left her was feeling down about getting older and she decided to take a walk in the park. As she stopped to rest, she spotted an old lamp lamp under a tree, strangely adorned with gold and jewels.   "That'd be perfect to put my yard sale this weekend"  she thought and rushed over to pick it up.   It was a bit dirty, so she took our her handkerchief to clean it off and was shocked when it began to shake in her hand; the next thing she knew  a great cloud of smoke poured from the lamp and when it cleared, a Genie stood before her, arms crossed, staring down at her.

Amid the fear and wonder, she stammered out "W-who are you?".

"I am a genie ma'am.  And I'm here to grant you any three wishes you want".

Thoughts raced through her mind like a swarm of bees.  "Should I ask for money? For fame?" she wondered to herself, unable to make up her mind.  Then a coldness settled over her and she decided her first wish would be spent on revenge on her husband by becoming so hot he would die the next time he saw her and beg to take her back.

Turning to the genie she said "Make me irresistable to all men.   Make me look so good they have to stop and stare at me on the street; let me possess their mind so completely that they will be obsessed at the idea of being inside me all the time.   I want them spend every free minute shopping for things to buy me.   I want to be the first thing they think about when they wake up, and the last thing before bed.   Make it impossible for them not to spend their entire paychecks buying things just to make me look sexy enough to take out on the weekends and show off to all their friends.  Then I want you to immediately transport me to my husband's front yard.  He's staying with his brother."

The genie stared back at her "You sure?"

Angrily she shouted back "Yes! Do it RIGHT NOW! I command you!!!!"

That afternoon, as her ex husband stepped out on his porch to get the mail, he was awestruck. He stopped and stared in wonder, unable to believe what he was seeing.  Jaw still wide open, he called into the house "Bro! BRO! Come look at this!  Somebody parked a '68 Charger in your front yard!!!"

She never did get those other two wishes.

[JB400]

 

[jar1292]

seen that coming but it is a 70' that I was thinking of....  nice one, I will be passing that one on.

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[tan top]

      , good one