Nothing says RIP like a walmart funeral.....

[Fred]

Then, I can't come over

Come as yourself!   

[JB400]

I guess Skip set the bar awful high if I'm not considered cuckoo

[BB1]

I want one that looks like a Charger R/T. 

[Old Moparz]

They should make an urn with one of the pump dispensers on top. This way I can just add some soap & it'll be like using the Go-Jo hand cleaner with the grit in it.

[68coronetGLwannabe]

LISA'S HIT LIST:

1. SKIP68

2. 68 CHARGER RT

3. 

Potato Potato Potato! 

[skip68]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

[Old Moparz]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   

[JB400]

I don't want to know how you guys know

[skip68]

Actually Bob, the human body ash isn't very gritty.  It becomes a paste like substance and requires dish soap or a good shampoo to remove it. I find that head & shoulders works very well and leaves your hands incredibly soft. 

Must depend on the temperature they burn it then. All the ones I save have larger pieces. Hell, some are even large enough to spread in the driveway on the ice to get some good traction.   

          You're back east Bob and emissions laws are different than here out west....  The cremation process is longer and hotter to meet EPA standards here.  So you see the end result is a fine powder.     This process is better for two reasons....... Lower emissions and easier to mix with the soil in the garden.   

[JB400]

That's pathetic.  Damn EPA regulates burning ourselves as much as it does burning dinosaurs.  Our government is stupid

[Drache]

Walmart Fact #37 - Megan Fox is banned from Wal-Mart for life after being caught shoplifting when she was just a teenager.

[Tilar]

I want one that looks like a Charger R/T. 

Didn't find any that look like a Charger but how about a 50 Mercury?

[Fred]

That's way too cool.  Definitely food for thought (why get buried in a cardboard box when you can get buried in that).

[beedees]

Wally World even supplies the contents, too.  http://news.yahoo.com/walmart-workers-killed-man-sunday-030642049--finance.html