2 Old Ladies Die & Meet Up Later

[Old Moparz]

Two old women, Sylvia & Wanda, were friends for years. One day they both die & meet up in the afterlife & start up a conversation.

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.

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Hahaha.   That's a good one.   

[Fred]

ha ha!! 

[djcarguy]

SURE MADE ME SMILE.....LUCKy old dude got rid of both the old bitches and now can get a young one,,,,,? which will likely be the death of himm..............circle of life is a wonderful thing...........hope someone had life insurance so the kids can go buy hotrods??