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Forgotten anniversary

Started by Charger_Fan, January 18, 2006, 09:19:29 PM

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Charger_Fan

January 18, 2006, 09:19:29 PM
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

71bee

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January 18, 2006, 10:33:53 PM
dude, I had to try REAL HARD to contain myself.......the wife was sitting next to me as I read this! :smash:

waroc

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January 19, 2006, 02:24:23 AM
 :punkrocka:  :icon_smile_big:   funny.......
M a s s i v e l y  O v e r  P o w e r e d  A n d  R e s p e c t e d

ChargerRob

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January 19, 2006, 10:13:30 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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