EARTHQUAKE!

[Vainglory, Esq.]

5.8?  

call me when you have a 6+ one...

right when it hit, we had a salesman in our office. he's from CA.  we were all running around with swollen boners shouting "2012....2012....! I'm comin' Elizabeth!" he was pretty much asking when we were due back in boystown and saying he had chunks of guys like us in his stool lol.....

I'm sorry, but this is effin' hilarious.

Btw, I might misappropriate this quote for my own nefarious purposes.

[Neal_J]

This amazing photo speaks volumes about the incredible damage caused by yesterday's massive East Coast Quake...

[bobs66440]

This amazing photo speaks volumes about the incredible damage caused by yesterday's massive East Coast Quake...

[Tilar]

This amazing photo speaks volumes about the incredible damage caused by yesterday's massive East Coast Quake...

I was working on a handicap lift on a school bus when it happened, The back door banged on the lift and the bus rocked, I thought we must have got a gust of wind but the door hit the lift like 3 times. Then someone about 10 minutes later mentioned an earthquake.

Now that i've experienced one, I have to wonder what all those pansies out in CA screaming about when they get one. 

[Tilar]

God's way of shaking up Congress.............. and..........  Well, I'm not at liberty to say................

We can only hope, but the head asshole was probably out of town on vacation... again.

[Vainglory, Esq.]

It's terrible that you are all making light of this.  Think of all the poor, unfortunate souls who were enjoying games of Jenga when the devastation hit.

[Budnicks]

Remember guys back east especially in the older historic cities like DC the buildings don't have earthquake resistant construction, a lot of mason block & brick construction, they don't build anything for earthquake protection like we do out here on the west coast.. It's a big deal with all the outdated building codes & building practices, they are still using on the east coast.. we have far better constructed buildings for the shake, rattle & roll of an earthquake then they have back east... I hope no one was effected too badly... I've lived thru many of these thing, being a west coast, mainly California & Alaska guy my whole life & kind of take for granted that most people aren't used to them, like were are here in the west... 

[sixty8charger]

I have been in Quantico, VA all week.  I was teaching a class at OCS and our projector mounted on the ceiling almost broke off on a students head while all the shaking was going on..

Of course I evacuated the students quickly...    East Coast "people" don't take kindly to earthquakes.  I was a little shocked that we were experiencing one in VA of all places...  interesting.

Be back in NC Friday.

[Budnicks]

I can't take credit for it but, some one on another site said as a joke (for all of those who don't have a sense of humor)...    Pres. B. Hussein O. said that the earthquake was from a rare little known of fault line in Virgina called "The George Bush's Fault" & that Harry Reid & Nancey Poloesi will be looking into the accusations that it was all the "Tea Parties Fault"...    I figured you guys may find this as funny as I did... 

[dkn1997]

I was bombed when I quoted you last night so I can't believe I missed this part...

.......call me when you have a 6+ one...

I bet you say that to all the guys.

[Tilar]

    

[twodko]

This amazing photo speaks volumes about the incredible damage caused by yesterday's massive East Coast Quake...

Neal that's outstanding, spit coffee all over the news rag. You just know all the local TV numb nuts would run that picture as the lead for weeks and weeks.

You and Ponch are today's winners!

[Ponch ®]

I was bombed when I quoted you last night so I can't believe I missed this part...

.......call me when you have a 6+ one...

I bet you say that to all the guys.

damn. I guess Im man enough to admit that I just got pwn3d! 

[moparstuart]

 

[Neal_J]

As a native Californian, and as such the butt of an endless lifelong string of CaliFornicator jokes, its feels GREAT to poke fun at our Eastern friends and their reaction regarding their "huge" earthquake.  What a bunch of wimps!!!!

Funny thing, on Monday night, my wife & kid were watching a YouTube video of a live TV news segment filmed during the East Coast quake (the reporter FREAKED OUT - causing wife & kid to snicker at him).  AT THAT INSTANT, we had a 3.6 quake here in NorCal.  Karma is funny.


[PS - Glad no one got hurt and the damage seems mild]

[BLUE68RT4ME]

I can't take credit for it but, some one on another site said as a joke (for all of those who don't have a sense of humor)...    Pres. B. Hussein O. said that the earthquake was from a rare little known of fault line in Virgina called "The George Bush's Fault" & that Harry Reid & Nancey Poloesi will be looking into the accusations that it was all the "Tea Parties Fault"...    I figured you guys may find this as funny as I did... 

OMG!  I love it!  How appropriate!   

[dkn1997]

I was bombed when I quoted you last night so I can't believe I missed this part...

.......call me when you have a 6+ one...

I bet you say that to all the guys.

damn. I guess Im man enough to admit that I just got pwn3d! 

so now the score is Ponch: 7647  vs the rest of us: 1    we will be catching up to you before you know it

[Budnicks]

Like it's old biblical days back east, earthquakes now soon to be floods, what's next locust's...

[Chargen69]

"Yer first born wont come home." - Tim Wilson