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Old Guy & His MUCH Younger Girlfriend

Started by Old Moparz, November 25, 2010, 10:17:17 PM

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Old Moparz

An very old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful, much, much, younger woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said." The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.     

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my GREAT WEEKEND!"
               Bob               



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http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,86777.0.html
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http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,97261.0.html
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http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95432.0.html
Interesting pictures & Stuff 
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,109484.925.html
Old Dodge dealer photos wanted
 http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,120850.0.html

john.v


OldGuy

Not me  :rotz: - must be a different "Old Guy"...
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and total lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends".