Two Drunks Had Their Best Day Ever

[Old Moparz]

Two drunks are sitting on the park bench talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever."

The second drunk just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long."

The other drunk interrupts, "Bullshit! You didn't do it all day long did you?"

The other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."

The first drunk asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob too?" The other replies no, so he also says, "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?"

To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"