Dog eat dog

[nh_mopar_fan]

3 dogs are at the vets in adjoining cages.

One says, "I chewed up my master's shoes so I am being put to sleep."

The next dog says, "I pee'd on my masters Persian rug so I am also being put to sleep."

The third dog says, "My mistress likes to clean in the nude so when she bent over, I rode her like a pony!"

"And you're being put to sleep?", th eother dogs ask?

"No, just getting my nails clipped."

[tradercraig]

that makes sense...