An Old Farmer Finds 3 Women....

[Old Moparz]

An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years that had a large pond in the back. It was fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

As soon as the women became aware of his presence, they all went to the deep end of the pond so the old farmer couldn't get a look at their bodies. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man, disappointed that he didn't see anything replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators." All the women bolted from the water in their birthday suits.

Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill every time!

[A383Wing]

 

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