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She's Not Dead Yet

Started by Old Moparz, March 16, 2009, 01:03:29 PM

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Old Moparz

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the fucking wall!''
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The Aquamax...yes, this bike spent 2 nights underwater one weekend. (Not my doing), but it gained the name, and has since become pseudo-famous. :)

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 :METAL:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :punkrocka: that's funny !
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