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THE KNOB

Started by Steve P., November 09, 2008, 08:20:42 AM

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Steve P.

     A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new  procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her  skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

  'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them '
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

'Well,' She said, 'I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
Steve P.
Holiday, Florida

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Hemidog

That's funny right there!